Carrd

A young boy stands in his bedroom. Although today is not his birthday, and it will not be until the timer at the bottom of the screen hits zero (0), he looks interesting anyways.What will the name of this young boy be?

> Enter name.

Enter name.

Although it would be hilarious to name him something along the lines of DOOFUS BUTTSMELL, he already seems to have one! It would be extremely irresponsible to try to name an already named child.Why don’t you look around instead?

> Examine room.

Examine room.

As was previously mentioned, your name is BANANA. You are a BISEXUAL TRANS MAN who uses HE/HIM PRONOUNS. Your room decorations are quite sparse; you don’t have a lot of them.You enjoy VARIOUS THINGS. One of your pastimes is PLAYING VIDEOGAMES, and your favorites are POKÈMON and RAIN WORLD. You have an extreme love for ALL SCIENCE, but mostly PHYSICS and CHEMISTRY. You are also a HUGE NERD and like to do MATH for FUN.Your current HYPERFIXTATION, and the main thing that you POST ABOUT, just so happens to unfortunately be HETALIA, despite the fact that IT DIED IN 2015.You have a slight interest in CODING and COMPUTERS, but you can BARELY UNDERSTAND THEM. You find great comfort in learning about VIDEO GAME GLITCHES and SPEEDRUNNING. Your favorite gaming console is the NINTENDO 3DS, which is also VERY EASY TO HOMEBREW, and you (the reader) should ABSOLUTELY DO IT. You have many ONLINE FRIENDS that you talk to often.Your zodiac sign is LEO, and your birthday is AUGUST 6TH.You are a HOMESTUCK fan, as if THAT WAS NOT OBVIOUS ENOUGH.

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Speaking of which, it looks like one of your chums is messaging you!

> Banana: Check Pesterchum.

Banana: Check Pesterchum.

> Banana: Answer chum.

Banana: Answer chum.

> Banana: Show info.

Banana: Answer chum.

> Banana: Show info.

Banana: Show info.

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DNI!!!
-basic dni aka no bigotry obviously
-friends with chunky or jenny. if you don't know who i'm talking about, you're most likely fine
-anyone uncomfortable with my interests (stated before in carrd)
-people who extensively engage in queer or political discourse
-nsfw accounts (i am a minor)
-shed twt/tok i would rather not see that stuff on my timeline
-pro/darkship GO AWAY PLEASE. I DONT LIKE YOU
--extension of last one in specific: shippers of USUK, PRUGER, SPAMANO, CANAME, FRUS, FRITA, PRUAUS, GERAUS, and any others of the like, BLOCK ME. i don't care what your opinions of them are, they just make me uncomfortable. i am not looking to start fights with anyone, i only want to state boundaries.BYF
-i post about my interests a lot
-i will block freely. if i dont like what you post i will block you. no hard feelings i simply just want to cater my places to my own interests
-all opinions shared on posts made by me are my own (unless otherwise stated)
-i try not to get too political on my page purely for my own sanity
-i draw sometimes
-i do not have a regular posting schedule at all so i can either go weeks without posting or post 4 times in one day
-i scarcely post on any platform that isnt tiktok or twitter. i do however have a reddit, tumblr, instagram, and bluesky, which are all just sitting collecting dust in the corner
-i am @bananaboye12 on all social media platforms stated above. i cant provide links because carrd wont let me add any more items

> Finish Carrd.

Finish Carrd.

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