Carrd

A young boy stands in his bedroom. Although today is not his birthday, and it will not be until the timer at the bottom of the screen hits zero (0), he looks interesting anyways.What will the name of this young boy be?

    > Enter name.

    Enter name.

    Although it would be hilarious to name him something along the lines of DOOFUS BUTTSMELL, he already seems to have one! It would be extremely irresponsible to try to name an already named child.Why don’t you look around instead?

    > Examine room.

    Examine room.

    As was previously mentioned, your name is BANANA. You are a BISEXUAL TRANS MAN who uses HE/HIM PRONOUNS. Your room decorations are quite sparse; you don’t have a lot of them.You enjoy VARIOUS THINGS. One of your pastimes is PLAYING VIDEOGAMES, and your favorites are currently POKÈMON, MY SINGING MONSTERS, and MOUTHWASHING. You have an extreme love for ALL SCIENCE, but mostly PHYSICS and CHEMISTRY. You are also a HUGE NERD and like to do MATH for FUN. You have ORIGINAL CHARACTERS that you like posting about, even if you know that NOBODY ELSE REALLY GIVES A SHIT.You have a slight interest in CODING and COMPUTERS, but you can BARELY UNDERSTAND THEM. You find great comfort in learning about VIDEO GAME GLITCHES and SPEEDRUNNING. Your favorite gaming console is the NINTENDO 3DS, which is also VERY EASY TO HOMEBREW, and you (the reader) should ABSOLUTELY DO IT. You have many ONLINE FRIENDS that you talk to often.Your zodiac sign is LEO, and your birthday is AUGUST 6TH.You are a HOMESTUCK fan, as if THAT WAS NOT OBVIOUS ENOUGH.

    > ==>

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    Speaking of which, it looks like one of your chums is messaging you!

    > Banana: Check Pesterchum.

    Banana: Check Pesterchum.

    > Banana: Answer chum.

    Banana: Answer chum.

    > Banana: Show info.

    Banana: Answer chum.

    -- ghostlyThinker [GT] began pestering anxiousCommlinids [AG] at 4:13 PM
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    [GT]: banana i gotta Tell you Somethin :3
    [AC]: wwhat is it
    [GT]: you totally forgot to Show everyone Reading this ur Dni and Byf!! :3
    [AC]: oh sshit yyoure rright i bbetter get on tthat
    [AC]: tthanks for rreminding me ashley i can always ccount on you
    [GT]: no Problem!! :3
    -- ghostlyThinker [GT] ceased pestering anxiousCommlinids [AG] at 4:14 PM
    --

    > Banana: Show info.

    Banana: Show info.

    > ==>

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    DNI!!!
    -basic dni aka no bigotry obviously
    -friends with chunky or jenny. if you don't know who i'm talking about, you're probably fine
    -i dont think this needs to be said given the carrd but if ur uncomfy with homestuck (or any of my other interests)
    -people who extensively engage in queer discourse
    -nsfw accounts (i am a minor)
    -ed/sh twt/tok i dont need that shit here    BYF
    -i post about my interests a lot
    -all opinions shared on posts are my own (unless otherwise stated)
    -i draw sometimes
    -i do not have a regular posting schedule at all so i can either go weeks without posting or post 4 times in one day
    -i rarely ever use my tumblr or reddit. i'm mostly active on tiktok, on twitter and instagram i usually only post art
    -i am @bananaboye12 on all social media platforms stated above. sorry im not providing links because im sure you're capable of looking them up yourself.

    > Finish Carrd.

    Finish Carrd.

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